What are the best astronomy jokes you've ever heard? I'm looking for images; however, you can share whatever you like.
Three astronomers go out for dinner at a conference - an optical astronomer, an X-ray astronomer and a neutrino astrophysicist.
Incredibly, when the soup arrives, they all have a fly swimming about in it.
The optical astronomer uses his spoon to flip the fly out, splashing a lot of soup all over the table in the process.
The X-ray astronomer carefully fishes out the fly with his spoon, picks out the fly and drops the remaining soup from the spoon back into the bowl.
The neutrino astronomer does the same, but taps the fly vigorously, shouting "spit it out, spit out"!
I dare an "answer". God's finger is a natural joke from the heavens. (Don't take it personally, it is meant to all of us)
What kind of songs do the planets like to sing? Nep-tunes
What does an astronomer blow with gum? Hubbles
A neutrino walks into a bar...and keeps right on going...
Yeah, these were awful but great...
A galaxy walks into a tavern. The innkeeper shouts: "Hey you, get out, you're barred!".
How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor
Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke? It was too Sirius
What does a star win in a competition? A constellation prize
What’s the worst thing about throwing a party in space? You have to planet
I'm sorry XD
I might aswell add a classic joke.
Did you know entropy used to never be the same?
Here's another one.
What did Heisenberg say to Schrodinger when they were restrained from a fight?
Let me atom!
Atom, at him... I'm so good...
Two spiral galaxies walk into a bar.
The first one goes up to the bar and asks for two drinks, one for him and one for his friend.
The barman looks suspiciously at the second spiral galaxy and says “I’m sorry but I can’t serve your friend, he’ll have to go.”
The first spiral galaxy complains, “Why can’t you serve him?”
The barman replies, “Because he’s barred.”